Galanty Miller’s Re-Tweets

    An “honest” Viagra commercial and other randomly generated observations   by Galanty Miller My son wouldn’t eat his vegetables. I said, “You’re a very bad boy.” My girlfriend was immediately attracted to him. She likes bad boys./ I...
Galanty Miller/Re-Tweets

Galanty Miller/Re-Tweets

  Photo by Clark Tibbs on Unsplash   by Galanty Miller Columnist I truly believe that Internet pornography is ruining society… but improving the Internet./ At least my son died doing what he loved. (He loved dying.)/ First day of school?!?! Then where the...
Galanty’s Re-Tweets

Galanty’s Re-Tweets

Tom Deisboeck Serial Killers, Successful Actors and Crest Yellowing Strips   by Galanty Miller Contributor Columnist I know for a FACT that over 70 percent of American children under the age of 8 are affiliated with the Communist Party./ What’s the world...
Galanty Miller/Re-Tweets

Galanty Miller/Re-Tweets

  Drinking organic water, taking selfies with G-d and other random and eccentric somewhat truisms   by Galanty Miller There are way too many holidays that obligate us to spend time with our families./ I went through the 5 Stages of Death. I saw the musical...

Galanty Miller’s ReTweets

    by Galanty Miller There are way too many holidays that obligate us to spend time with our families./ I went through the 5 Stages of Death. I saw the musical CATS in five different theaters./ I have an idea for a horror movie in which the family’s...