Galanty Re-Tweets

*** On fabricated autobiographies and other euphemisms   By Galanty Miller   I‘m organizing a fundraiser to pay for all this fancy cheese./ Our fingernails never stop growing — which, when you think about it, basically makes us monsters./ And yet...
Galanty Miller/ReTweets

Galanty Miller/ReTweets

  by Galanty Miller Contributing Columnist I try to take a lot of wind & solar naps because I support alternative forms of sluggishness./ Women think ‘vulnerability’ is sexy, so when I meet women at parties, I always cry./ I hate fuzzy fruit. But I’ll fight...

Galanty Miller’s ReTweets

    Open Relationships, Haunted Burial Grounds, Texting While Driving, and Other Random Ironies   by Scott “Galanty” Miller My girlfriend and I have a kinky open relationship. We’ve agreed to whip other people./ Studies show most on-line...
Galanty’s Retweets

Galanty’s Retweets

  by  Galanty Miller   I‘m organizing a fundraiser to pay for all this fancy cheese./ Our fingernails never stop growing – which, when you think about it, basically makes us monsters./ And yet another day goes by where “OMG That’s so...
Galanty’s Re-Tweets

Galanty’s Re-Tweets

AAA AAA Bright Lights in a Dark Universe AAA and other passing thoughts AAA     If I could have dinner with any three people, living or dead, I’d prefer to do it living./ I try to take a lot of wind & solar naps because I support alternative forms of...