Galanty Miller/ReTweets

  Maybe a pill… by Galanty Miller Columnist With all the horrible things going on in the world, it’s very comforting to know that at least Mr. Rogers is still alive./ Bisexual? Heck, I’m TRIsexual because I won’t try ANYTHING./ So much information out...
Galanty Miller/Re-Tweets

Galanty Miller/Re-Tweets

Parker Gibbs photo. Unsplash *** Wheels of MisFortune and other fleeting thoughts   I broke up with the woman who traveled back with me in our time machine because I just don’t see a future together./ When I was a teenager, my parents forced me into “gay...

Galanty Re-Tweets

*** On fabricated autobiographies and other euphemisms   By Galanty Miller   I‘m organizing a fundraiser to pay for all this fancy cheese./ Our fingernails never stop growing — which, when you think about it, basically makes us monsters./ And yet...
Galanty Miller/ReTweets

Galanty Miller/ReTweets

  by Galanty Miller Contributing Columnist I try to take a lot of wind & solar naps because I support alternative forms of sluggishness./ Women think ‘vulnerability’ is sexy, so when I meet women at parties, I always cry./ I hate fuzzy fruit. But I’ll fight...

Galanty Miller’s ReTweets

    Open Relationships, Haunted Burial Grounds, Texting While Driving, and Other Random Ironies   by Scott “Galanty” Miller My girlfriend and I have a kinky open relationship. We’ve agreed to whip other people./ Studies show most on-line...